Scroll slowly downwards as you read, humming the theme tune to yourself
A long time ago, in a Tory Government far, far away….
Decide you must how to outwit the knowledge storm-troopers and resist Darth Gove’s mission to make all teachers give themselves to the Dark Side – the pathway to many academic abilities some consider to be…unnatural.
For over a thousand generations, the teachers were the guardians of education. Now the question has become whether or not D&T departments across the country will be able to make enough little luminous green 3D printed Yodas in time to save the curriculum.
May the blob be with you…
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