Gove Wars: A New Hope

Scroll slowly downwards as you read, humming the theme tune to yourself

A long time ago, in a Tory Government far, far away….

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Decide you must how to outwit the knowledge storm-troopers and resist Darth Gove’s mission to make all teachers give themselves to the Dark Side – the pathway to many academic abilities some consider to be…unnatural.

For over a thousand generations, the teachers were the guardians of education. Now the question has become whether or not D&T departments across the country will be able to make enough little luminous green 3D printed Yodas in time to save the curriculum.

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May the blob be with you…

 

Image credit: Flickr/w1n9zro

 

 

One comment on “Gove Wars: A New Hope

  1. Yoda quotes:

    “You must unlearn what you have learned.”

    “In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.”

    “Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view.”

    “Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.”

    “The fear of loss is a path to the Dark Side.”

    “Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.”

    “Always pass on what you have learned.”

    “To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is not. In this war, a danger there is, of losing who we are.”

    “The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the light, the future is.”

    “Clear your mind must be, if you are to find the villains behind this plot.”

    “Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully-trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor.”

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