Top Fear: Within EU Without EU?

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All Change Please! was talking about the space between us all, and, with a vision of Brexmageddon in mind – the gathering of Tory, Labour, LibDems and SNP party members for a final battle that will bring about the end of Great Britain as we know it – it then managed to uncover the above image. This confirmed the rumours that have recently been circulating around Westminster that International Rescue have resigned (see Thunderbirds are Go 2) and a new team has been bought in to pull the strings that will manipulate the country through Project Fear.

It is believed that Lady Penelope is no longer playing Theresa May, with James May taking over the mission – the give-away clue being that they both share remarkably similar surnames. The Top Fear conspiracy theory was given further credibility when it was realised that Richard Hammond and Philip Hammond might also in fact be one and the same. Meanwhile Clarkson and Johnson are of course both well known for their similar on-screen buffoonery and xenophobic gaffes, suggesting a direct connection. This would help explain the trio’s reckless approach to testing out new policies to destruction, and the following recent government press-release:

“The all-new Theresa May’s right-hand drive hard-top government has just landed in your nearest constituencyship, and it’s ready to take you for a fast quick spin. It’s big, bold and the streamlined leadership just oozes power and confidence. At the same time though the drive towards Bexit is calm and measured and it’s even crisper on U turns. Sounds good? Of course it does.”

Further disturbing images have also been discovered showing Hammond, Johnson-Clarkson and May in a mid-way transition stage as they morphed in and out of disguise.

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It has also been suggested that newcomer Chris Evans had been involved, operating Michael Gove, a rumour fuelled by the curious co-incidence that they both resigned at the same time.

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As previously reported, Miss Piggy is the brains behind the new Education Secretary Justine GreenWing. However, rumours that Liam Fox is being played by Basil Brush have been strenuously denied.

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But finally, in the middle of our collective Brexistentialist crisis – in which we question the purpose of our own existence and daily way of living within or without the EU, find no satisfactory answer and suffer a loss of will to continue – the really bad news of the week is that the evil and odious Nick Glibbly at the Df-ingE even more than before, continues to be played by the evil, odious, speak-when-you’re-spoken-to, Headmaster-from-Hell Mr Glibby. Perhaps next there needs to be a referendum on whether to remain or leave the EBacc?

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At a time when we desperately need well designed and efficiently manufactured products and services of our own to sell abroad alongside the growth of our world-class, income-generating creative and performing arts, we continue to embark on preparing a generation of over-tested, ivory tower academics with little or no technical, design or business skills. We live in an age of turbo-charged car-crash politics, and as far as education and the curriculum are concerned, it’s Glibb who is currently in the driving seat and forcibly putting his foot down on the accelerator as he shifts seamlessly into Top Fear.

Photo-montages by All Change Please!

Thunderbirds are Gove 2: May the force be with you?

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International Rescue have today come under heavy criticism of their handling of the EU referendum.  Their secret mission to run, and it now seems ruin, the UK government was memorably first identified by All Change Please! in July 2010. Alan Tracey was identified as being Michael Gove while Scott Tracey was pulling Cameron’s strings. Virgil continues to oversee the economy disguised as George Osborne while Lady Penelope masquerades as Theresa May and Sam-Cam is played by Tin-Tin.

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Six long years later, Alan ‘I never wanted to be PM’ Tracey and Lady Penelope are still playing an active role and are now set for a bitter internal battle to take over command: Lady P is currently the front runner – but what will become of Alan Tracey if he fails to win? Will he join Scott Tracey and Tin-Tin, who recently announced their retirement in order to spend more time with their money, hopefully never to be heard of again? Sadly there is still no sign of any Brains – nobody has heard from him in a very long time.

Now All Change Please! can also exclusively reveal that other agencies have been involved in undercover operations to control the UK. Obi-Wan Kenobi is of course well known to be disguised as Jeremy Corbyn.

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And it seems a rather confused, want-away, shall I stay or shall I go, here today and gone tomorrow, double-agent storm-trooper has secretly been in control of Boris Johnson all along.

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A spokespuppet for International Rescue said: “We are now preparing for two important new challenges – Brexit Wars and The EU Strikes Back.”

Meanwhile it is less clear who is animating Nigel Farage’s mouth and eyebrows, though there are rumours that Parker, Lady Penelope’s butler might be involved. Aloysius ‘Nosey’ Parker is of course well known as a reformed criminal, having previously served prison sentences for cat burglary and safecracking.

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Then there’s the sudden appearance on the scene of the terrifying and obnoxious Andrea Loathsome – who else could she really be but a certain Spitting Image creation come back to haunt us from the grave? Especially as she has just admitted she hopes to be the new Margaret Thatcher.

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But surely the most worrying revelation is that Rupert Murdoch – the man most determined to see the UK to leave Europe – is actually under the control of Dalek leader Davros.

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EXTERMINATE!  EXTERMINATE!

Some image credits:  Farage and Parker / Stormtrooper Johnson / Spitting Thatcher / Davros Murdoch